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6/7/09

Antiperspirant Palms

As a sidebar from my Windex plight, I'm going to discuss deodorant.  I use deodorant, and I hope most of you do, too.  But sometimes I slip while applying it to my underarms.  It's very annoying, especially in the midst of a morning rush.

So, my question is, have any of you ever gotten antiperspirant on your hands?  I've never used the spray kind (aerosol will be the death of us, just you wait) but I've heard it can be just as damaging as roll-on.  

The sensation I've felt is that of dry icky stickiness.  Like a dog with an under-active salivary gland licked my palms and then I tried to dry them with half-eaten lollipops.  I just had to share that I think Antiperspirant Palms is one of the most annoying maladies ever!

Reply/comment, and tell me what you think.

2 comments:

  1. "Like a dog with an under-active salivary gland licked my palms and then I tried to dry them with half-eaten lollipops."
    this is probably one of the best/most enjoyable sentences i've ever read.

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  2. hahahaha. wow. i know exactly what you mean. i dropped mine the other day & nicked the stick on the counter...picked up the piece with my hands...BAM...water resistant and annoying! :)

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